Players all over the NFL have been getting fined for unusual things this season, from twerking to custom cleats, but those sanctions come from the NFL. The fine Von Miller has been paying all season has been to his teammates, for farting.
According to a tweet from Darren Rovell, Miller’s teammates have set the fine at $500 per fart, provided they catch him doing it. To this point in the season, Miller has been fined more than 10 times what most people would spend on Christmas gifts.
Funny enough, this isn’t the first time Miller’s farting has gotten him in financial trouble. When he was on Dancing with the Stars this past season, his partner was charging him as well. Although, she clearly didn’t realize that should could have gotten away with charging him a lot more, as she was only getting $100 per fart.
Miller mine as well start farting for sack celebrations, because it’s less likely to get him fined by the NFL than any dance move would be.