TFC’s Altidore had the perfect response to a player grabbing his nipple and biting him

Toronto FC was in action last night, but they were without their star striker Jozy Altidore as he played for Team USA in CONCACAF.

He probably wishes he was playing for TFC at the time, because he was the target of some odd tactics in his team’s game against El Salvador. Henry Romero, a defender with the opposition, twisted his nipple and later bit him on the back. Then, when confronted by Altidore he took a brutal dive.

Altidore kept his composure though and was able to even have some fun with the incidents after the game. Romero apparently got Jozy in some trouble at home.

Hopefully she’s not too upset, because he was basically assaulted on the field.

(H/T to FTW)