Mike Trout seems super human at times and now we might know why.
Every year we hear more and more about the people that Trout is already passing in WAR and it’s clear that even if his career ended today, he would be a hall of fame player. He’s already ahead of players like Vladimir Guerrero and David Ortiz, but now there seems to be a mysterious substance in play. Substance abuse has kept a lot of HOF resumes off the ballot in recent years, but we have a feeling this one isn’t going to cause too much trouble.
After hitting his league-leading 9th home run, Trout decided to celebrate with a bottle of “Michael’s Secret Stuff”.
If there’s any Michael that deserves to use Michael’s Secret Stuff, it’s definitely Trout. And if you’re not understanding the reference here, it’s a Space Jam joke. In the old movie starring Michael Jordan, MJ inspires the Tune Squad with a bottle of water that he labels “Michael’s Secret Stuff” which turns out to just be water.
