If Nicolas Cage was a hockey player, he would need to pick a position.
When you think about it, Cage really has just two position choices. First, he could be a centre. Let's just say we have a hunch he would be a Face/Off specialist. He could also be a goalie for many obvious reasons. First of which being he is a bit crazy and we all know goalies are historically kind of strange, and he would be The Rock between the pipes.
There are no doubts if Cage was a hockey player he wouldn’t think twice about getting involved in a fight. Throughout his film career Cage has been no stranger to fisticuffs. Looking to replace your teams enforcer, look no further.
With the speed and intensity in today's game, players rarely take shifts longer than a minute. This makes Cage a perfect hockey player since he would get on the ice and be Gone In 60 Seconds.
Possession has become a key stat in the NHL. Need a boost? Pick up Nicolas Cage. He has played a Con and a Con Artist throughout his film career. It's those skills that would make Cage a takeaway machine in the NHL.
An issue that would have to be addressed for Cage to be a hockey player is that he would have to be taught that the Declaration of Independence isn't hidden on the back of the lineup sheet.
Now we think it's a guarantee Cage would make an awesome hockey player, but if that doesn't work out for him, he certainly could find work as an angry coach! This scene from "Vampire's Kiss” perfectly showcases the energy and enthusiasm needed to be a coach.
So, we know who would play Cage in a Face/Off sequel, but who would play John Travolta?
Now the important question, who should sign him?
