SpongeBob Square Pants is a show that came up at the perfect time for the internet. The show seems to have something for everyone, which is why you’ll constantly see clips and GIFs of it on social media.
Hockey fans, it even has something for you.
SpongeBob and Patrick are the stars of an extremely odd hockey video game. In the game you can face off against young Ninja Turtles or pigs from the show Pig Goat Banana Cricket. You can have pickles or robots as goalies, flamingos as hockey sticks, burgers (Krabby Patties?) build walls in front of your net and much more.
See a video of the game below:
It is a web-based game, so you can play it by just clicking here.
You can also full-on Marty McSorely your opponents, by attacking them with your stick. In fact, you have to do so to be at all successful in the game.
Apparently Nickelodeon has some hockey fans on staff, because it’s not the only SpongeBob video game. They also made a shootout style game called Nickelodeon Champions of the Chill. So if you want to try to go BarDown with SpongeBob, this is place.
This one is also fully playable online, so, we apologize for ruining any productivity you were having today.