Last night, the Toronto Blue Jays fell 7-4 to the Seattle Mariners on the road. 

While losing on the field is always tough, they got completely destroyed in another, maybe more important category. 

The Mariners also destroyed not only the Blue Jays, but Canada as a whole in the chirping category by a Seattle fan. 

 

 

Honestly, sir, the Stanley Cup one stings a bit, but we stand by the Ladies and All-Dressed chips. It’s also a little soon to come after the whole  fiasco in Winnipeg.

 

 

To be fair, the Drake roast and the Bruins in 7 one only work for Toronto fans. 

 

 

Again, Toronto DOES NOT = Canada. But, fair. 

Well played, Daniel Carroll . You win this round. 

(H/T: Twitter/tworsandtwols