"No, no! Don't slap me, I have braces!" We'll take 'Things You Wouldn't Expect to Hear on a Soccer Pitch' for 400, Alex.
The amount of energy and joy that is generated after a team scores a goal is nearly immeasurable...that is unless you're a member of the Vancouver Whitecaps. If you're a Whitecap, each goal generates at least one slap to the face from defender Kendall Watson. Not even Canadian soccer phenom Alphonso Davies can escape the slap...
As Watson goes on to say to Blake Price, he's not afraid of someone doing the very same thing to him, but in case no one takes him up on the offer, he's got it covered.
Oh, and if you're a Whitecaps fan looking to get something better than a picture with your favourite player, perhaps ask Watson if he'd be so kind enough as to perform his signature celebration with you. That's what Price did.
Actually, on second thought...keep the slapping to the professionals.