Look, we’ll be honest: We’re not really experts on the NBA Draft. Even the experts aren’t really experts! The draft is an inexact science, and there isn’t a single draft that would look at all the same if we could go back in time and do them over.

When it comes to actual insight, we’ll at least defer to the folks who have put the time into scouting prospects in detail. When those people say things like, Anthony Edwards could be a special shot-maker but most improve his shot selection, or James Wiseman has all of the physical tools to succeed in the modern NBA, we’ll take their word for it.

And that's okay! There are other fields that are our expertise instead. For example, we can tell you with great confidence what a good name looks and sounds like. We can’t give you an accurate big board for this year’s NBA Draft, but we can certainly sing the praises of some quality alliteration. Anthony Edwards projects as a possible No. 1 pick in the draft, but his name? Not great, Bob!

Without further ado, here’s our 2020 NBA Draft Good Names Big Board. It is 100 percent definitive.

  1. Obi Toppin
  2. Justinian Jessup
  3. Onyeka Okongwu
  4. Precious Achiuwa
  5. Aleksej Pokuševski
  6. Leandro Bolmaro
  7. Yam Madar
  8. Killian Tillie
  9. Isaiah Joe
  10. Saddiq Bey
  11. Immanuel Quickley
  12. Kira Lewis Jr.
  13. Jahmi’us Ramsey
  14. Payton Pritchard
  15. Zeke Nnaji
  16. Ty-Shon Alexander
  17. Deni Avdija
  18. Tyrell Terry
  19. Mamadi Diakite
  20. Udoka Azubuike
  21. Abdoulaye N'Doye
  22. Théo Maledon
  23. Killian Hayes
  24. Niccolò "Nico" Mannion
  25. Jay Scrubb
  26. Desmond Bane
  27. Isaac Okoro
  28. Karim Mane
  29. Cassius Winston
  30. Paul Eboua
  31. Daniel Oturu
  32. Tre Jones
  33. Devon Dotson
  34. Xavier Tillman Sr.
  35. Jaden McDaniels
  36. Jordan Nwora
  37. Tyrese Haliburton
  38. Tyrese Maxey
  39. Naji Marshall
  40. Elijah Hughes
  41. LaMelo Ball
  42. Kenyon Martin Jr.
  43. Cassius Stanley
  44. Nate Darling
  45. Grant Riller
  46. Tyler Bey
  47. Skylar Mays
  48. James Wiseman
  49. Isiaha Mike
  50. Markus Howard
  51. Reggie Perry
  52. RJ Hampton
  53. Paul Reed
  54. Malachi Flynn
  55. Robert Woodard II
  56. Cole Anthony
  57. Devin Vassell
  58. Jalen Harris
  59. Jalen Smith
  60. Vernon Carey Jr.
  61. Patrick Williams
  62. Isaiah Stewart
  63. Nate Hinton
  64. Josh Green
  65. Mason Jones
  66. Aaron Nesmith
  67. Sam Merrill
  68. Josh Hall
  69. Nick Richards
  70. Anthony Edwards