Thought LeBron James going to the Los Angeles Lakers was a wild first day of free agency? Well, let's get weirder.

DeMarcus Cousins suffered a significant ruptured Achilles last season, which casts some doubt on whether or not he’ll be able to play again at his previous level. But, that just means that he’s affordable enough for a team like the Warriors to swoop on in.

You already know this team’s talent level is going to be nuts. Basketball fans have collectively lost their minds!

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