There’s no greater joy in football than the fat man touchdown, and Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was able to take one to the house against the Philadelphia Eagles. His 64-yard return is an absolute beauty.

That’s not all, though. Clearly tuckered out after the run, Joseph needed to recuperate on the bench, and cameras caught him doing so in tremendous fashion — shades on, oxygen mask on, everything.

Just how tired is he? Let’s find another angle.

In conclusion: Linval Joseph is the coolest fat man to have ever scored a touchdown.

h/t Twitter/DrewMahowald