Wow, this new season of Narcos is incredible.
At this point of the offseason, we’re on full vacation watch, and mustachioed Auston Matthews came through with the force of a dozen NHL weddings. You thought Baker Mayfield was on to something when he showed at a recent Indians game with his new facial hair?
Look at Matthews, living his best life with his family and his stache.
This. Is. August. Who knows if the new look is just the move for the summer or if it’s here to stay, but we’ll just say that that moustache could probably score 40 goals on its own. (The hairline’s another thing entirely, though.)