"If it's free, it's for me."

Alright, so admittedly no one really wants to be that person caught saying that aloud. But deep down inside, we all love free giveaways. That's why professional sports teams put such a heavy emphasis on promotional giveaways throughout the course of a season. Because nothing gets people in the seats quite like free stuff.

Wednesday, the Toronto Blue Jays released their promotions and events schedule, providing a full list of the items fans will be able to get their hands on in 2018.

 

 

There are a number of cool items listed on the schedule, but it's these six that really caught our eye.

 

Blue Jays Back-to-Back World Series Sweatshirt

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Adanac Antiques

 

Kevin Pillar Caped Replica Jersey

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Marcus Stroman Shimmy Wobble Bobble Giveaway

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Blue Jays Bucket Hat (Just kidding, who still wears those other than defensive coordinators during pre-season practices)

 

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Alomar, Molitar & Olerud Triple Bobblehead

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eBay

 

Blue Jays Replica Batting Helmet

 

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If you have your eyes on the triple bobblehead, you should probably go line up by the Dome now, because when you put three out of five WAMCO members on the same bobblehead, you're asking for a two-kilometer long line to form outside the stadium.