Hi! For our American readers, we hope you had a better time on July 4th than Kirk Cousins did grilling these inscrutable lumps.
We have no idea what these are or why they look like that. Just some smoothly brown featureless lumps, possibly being grilled but also possibly just sitting there under the sun. It’s hard to say.
Fortunately, the Instagram commenters have chimed in. The consensus appears to be rocks... or human kidneys.
Believe it or not, this isn’t even the first time that Cousins has been taken to task for his disastrous grilling process. The man sure loves chewing, we’ll say that much.
