Saturday, Miami Heat star Hassan Whiteside brought a classic "who done it" case to his Snapchat feed, with the center trying to get to the bottom of who left a dead parrot on his lawn, and more importantly, who killed the parrot?
Rather than call animal control, Whiteside decided he was going to figure out the case himself, conducting "CSI work" which included investigating the crime scene and asking witnesses (his fish) what they saw that night.
No bugs, no wounds, no markings on the wall, no evidence of flight in the trees and no witnesses. We may never find out who killed that parrot and how it got on Whiteside's lawn, but we do know now that we should be following him on Snapchat.
Next time bring out some aviator shades and bad one liners for your case work, Detective Whiteside.
