"WHERE IS MUSKY?"
It's a question that was on the mind of Columbus Blue Jackets head coach John Tortorella back in the 1970s, and it still may be now. Thanks to the detective work of the 'NHL History Girl,' we now get to see not only what Torts looked like in High School, but also, what was on his mind.
Alright, so this has raised more questions than it's provided answers...
- When did he transition from "Tort" to "Torts"?
- What happened at the Inn or is that just the name of the place?
- Lana's garage...that seems like a cool story. What happened?
- What does B.D.W.B. stand for?
- Is he still striving to get Dooley's job?
- Were the "Bathroom Brawls" similar to the infamous hallway brawl?
- WHERE IS MUSKY???
We can only hypothesize the answers to these questions, but perhaps one day someone will have the courage to ask Torts in a scrum. To whomever decides to take on the challenge...may the force be with you. Oh, and you may want to wear a helmet when you ask.
Also, do you think Torts had to deal with basketball players as big as LeBron trying to take his spot on the hockey team back in high school?
(H/T: Twitter)
