In your wildest dreams, you couldn't have imagined a crazier offseason than the one we witnessed this offseason.
Everything started after the Warriors won their second title in three years when Draymond Green and LeBron James traded shots.
Then, in no particular order, Paul George and Carmelo Anthony were traded to the Thunder, Russell Westbrook signed an extension with OKC, Dwyane Wade reunited with LeBron in Cleveland after Kyrie Irving was traded to the Celtics, Chris Paul was traded to the Rockets, Jimmy Butler was dealt to Minnesota, Andrew Wiggins signed a long-term deal with the T-Wolves, and we're sure if we missed anything else, you'll let us know.
What we're trying to say, though, is that the offseason was insane and we can't imagine we'll ever see anything like that again.
There was as much drama as there was breaking news this summer and some of it revolved around James.
Between the reports about his relationship with Kyrie after Irving asked for a trade, the shots Draymond fired at him and the reports that he won't be staying in Cleveland after this season, the three-time NBA champ has had to field a ton of different questions since returning to the team.
On Monday, one day before the LeBron and the Cavs open the season against the Celtics, Nike released a new commercial starring James that basically asks why everyone decided to poke the bear this offseason.
Idris Elba is voicing the commercial that seems to suggest LeBron's 15th season in the NBA will be his revenge tour, or at least a showcase of why you shouldn't try to set fire on fire.
(H/T: Uproxx)
