Russell Westbrook has been putting up huge numbers all season long, not only in traditional statistical categories, but in a few peculiar ones as well. In the latest Foot Locker television spot, the MVP candidate shows off his strange knack for keeping track of all his bizarre statistical achievements.

 

If only Westbrook's ability to hit triple doubles (the man is still averaging a triple double while leading the league in scoring!) could've kept Vine alive just a bit longer. #RIPVine.

Lastly, before you go thinking that buying Westbrook's Jordans will make you as good of a player as he is, consider watching this previous Foot Locker commercial that hilariously explains why that could never be.